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Green Ass-pirations: Green Ways to Give Your Ass a Real Treat

Sexy hot sirens clad in bikinis made of pine wood, special Christmas lingerie that is all about green festive season, floating beds, scorching hot cars and a customized cooler for your ass! Do I need say more? This edition of the top 10 from Ecofriend will leave you and your butt wanting for more. ‘Green is in’ and it is going to get far further ‘in’ and close to you than you ever imagined after we are done this fabulous compilation that has taken all out mighty efforts to be cut short to just 10! This is all about going green in a way you never contemplated before and giving your ass only the very best. If you want to ease your butt, then you need to pamper it with nature’s best and here is the best…

Wood Lingerie: Keeping nature close to your heart and more…

Talk about being close to nature! This is getting as close as you can to it. I suppose you can get closer than this, but honestly I would not want to go there. I do not want people shouting out that I must be Rated R. I suppose this is still a nice way to make sure that you do your part in making your wardrobe eco-friendly. The lingerie has been created by French fashion designer Sophie Young and is made out of White Pine Tree Wood. Although the knickers and bras are derived from white pine trees there is no risk of the wearer getting splinters in uncomfortable places as they are as soft as silk. I suggest you girls try them and send me a review with some pictures attached…

Green Lingerie with festive spirit

It’s Christmas, its green and it sure as heel is not a tree! Enamore’s Peek-a-Boo Lingerie was made for that very special festive season or that celebration of love and more. So I guess it will do all the more better as a Valentines Day gift. This UK-made eco-friendly lingerie is made with 60% hemp and 40% silk and it sure as hell looks great to me. This provides you with greater comfort than the synthetic material and is far better for skin. Now as far as the name Peek-a-Boo goes, my mind is still reeling with a million thoughts and million things you do with lingerie and peek-a-boo. Though it must be called Peek-a-joy… Ok, I leave it at that.

Buttcoolers: All about keeping a cool butt!

They say that you need to keep a cool head and we say that even the other end that is resting on the chair must also be kept cool for comfort and unwavering concentration while working. The sultry heat can make the office chair a little too hot handle and Kuchofuku has come out with a seat cushion that will convert your buttwarmer to a buttcooler. The Suzukaze Seat Cushion that comes with a little fan to keep things nice and cool. This fan will pump in 170 liters of air into the cushion every minute to make sure that your backside is nicely aerated. To add to that the technology is driven by energy that costs less than 5 cents a month. Now that is saving energy and discomfort at one go.

Magnetic Floating Bed: Levitate your ass!

This magnetic floating bed, I submit, may be among the coolest things we’ve ever covered. Designed by Dutchman Janjaap Ruijssenaars, it’s got enough magnets to keep 900 kilograms (1,984 pounds) floating in the air. It floats with nothing but the use of magnetic energy making it clean and green. Just imagine what this ultra cool bed could do to increase the comfort levels of your ass! Technically, the magnetic floating bed is for sale, but at a price of $1.53 million! Now which ass deserves such comforts? Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Abi Titmuss, Jennifer Anniston… (My mind explodes)

Wooden cradle studded with diamond, ruby, and emerald

Recovering from the last one on the list which was my personal favorite for more than one reason; this one for your baby to rest his tiny tushy in. This is all about going green in a grand way as even though this 18th century wooden cradle is made out of just wood, it is clad with gold plates and embedded with a total of about 2,000 gems of diamond, ruby, emerald is displayed at the “Treasures of the Topkapi Palace and the Magnificent Ottoman Dynasty” exhibition in Tokyo. This, ladies and gentleman, is to ensure that there is no ‘Royal Pain’ in the ‘Royal Ass’.

Red-hot Scorpion for a green cool-down!

The hottest green product that you will see in some time and that too by a long shot, this stunning red hot speedster is something that is going to go right on top of the auto world not just for the fact that it could beat any of the existing cars in regards to style and design, but also because it goes completely green by running on hydrogen as fuel. The Hydrogen powered Scorpion is hands down the hottest green car on the planet which is actually on road today and it is super cool on your ass with interiors that are designed to pamper a modern king! The seating of the Scorpion is so amazing that it actually tempts you to screw them out and put them in your living room. Great car, amazing comfort and green technology give the Scorpion its green lavish sting.

Tech Chair: Green seat on the dream beach

Simple question- Where are the best shots of the best celebs in the hottest bikinis showing off their curves, buttocks and more shot? On the beach of course! So how could we not have something in this list that is fabulously green and yet pampers your ass beyond anything else you have come across earlier? Pampering your ass is not just about giving it comfortable resting spot but keeping it there long enough with having to constantly move around. Tech Chair is all about exactly that. Being equipped with as much as separate space for your laptop, this is an absolute delight for the ever working geek. Having a camera dock, one for MP3 and even for video and GPS, this is the ultimate chair to hand back on and let the world spin on your finger tips- All running with nothing but clean and green SOLAR energy!

New York River Gym- Shaping your Ass-ets on waves!

Human-Powered Gymnasium that dances on the waves and is powered by your sweat and your abs-crunching and muscle flexing energy- that is pretty much the concept that is going to drive this gym on waves. This is where your ass takes a bit of a pounding and that is understandable as everything needs to go through that ‘test of toughness’. This is to shape your ass in the sexiest fashion possible so that you could flaunt it next time around. While you are working out, why not give it that extra bounce and cushion of the waves to keep it at ease!

Bubble Plane: Double delight for your ass!

The Bubble Plane is a design for an ultra-environmental aircraft which just won the top prize at the prestigious Lucky Strike Junior Designer Award. The glider looks like a bundle of fun and that too in a fashion that really does not hurt the planet. Even the plastic that the cockpit is made of is unique and largely eco-friendly. The best part of it all being that it will pamper you as your ass drifts through the currents of upper atmosphere. Gliding has never been so relaxing for your butt before this. Bubble plane is truly double delight!

Yamaha Four-Wheeled Ride: For the perfect ride…

Yamaha are all set to launch a four-wheeled bike that will redefine your comfort level when your ass is parked on a bike. This amazing machine has V-Twin engine and electric motor. Yamaha clarifies that this new model has similar size as usual motorcycles. In case of stopping or parked, the Tesseract can effectively maintain the machine upright. While the electric motor makes it green, the four wheels give it balance and give you comfort. The bike is being fitted with specially crafted seating to make sure that you feel like you are indeed riding air at that blurring speed.

Via: Ecofriend

There, that does it for now. I really hope you had great fun going through it and if you just think about it then you will realize that plenty of stuff around us pampers our ass. Now we tried to present you with a wide spectrum of stuff by picking the best in each category rather than just over-use furniture and related articles which is how it is normally done. It also shows that if we wish to go green then we can do so in a million different ways and all you need is a will to do so. So get started on your eco-friendly collection and watch out for other gadgets and stuff onEcofriend that will not just spread green magic but also delight your senses (And I promise there is lot more that just ‘Ass pleasing’ stuff). This was a whole lot fun and till next time I leave you with one final image of Wood Lingerie-Our Numero Uno for the day!

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